June 16

The Mojo Awards. Same place as last year, The Brewery in the City of London. I was not in the mood for this. It started with no vibe, My Bloody Valentine walked in and were just a dour bunch of boring, long-faced "Paddies". The first few awards were just... dull to shoot. Alex Turner looking like his dog's just been run over. I like young Alex, 'Come on you, it's not that bad up north,' I tried. 'I'm a miserable Northerner,' he said. Seasick Steve, who was a stupid old man last year and is just as stupid this year, presented them. 'Do you want me to give him (meaning me) a black eye.' 'Try it Grandad!' I replied. He was a bore last year and threatened to 'Kick my ass'. The reality is he's just an old drunk.

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