June 12, 2009
The Mojo Awards. I nearly always think it won't come together and it always does in the end. The problem I have with award shows is people get drunk, very drunk. Teenagers drunk are one thing but an adult, as in a 40-50 year old, is another creature altogether. They carry more menace or are more stupid and volatile, like that stupid old fraud Sea Sick Steve, who was stumbling around with a pint of Jack Daniels in his back pocket. He is a pathetic sight. Or a stupid old cunt (I realise swearing is bad use of the English language but it sums him up perfectly).