For being such an asinine, self-centered, pain in the ass, I'd rather be somewhere else, uptight, egotistical, oompa-loompa colored, chronically late, shit-bag, trash talking, Goddamn bitter, what band do you play for again?, spawn of Satan, I wish I were in a band, fuckhead, son of a bitch, he ain't such a bad guy. I guess.

Kerry King, Slayer.